Friday, January 10, 2014

Free evening classes for men

 

NWICOE (Nelligen Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce its one-day seminar for men only,
scheduled for the 1st of April 2014:

 

 

EVENING CLASSES

FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, only a maximum of eight participants will be accepted.

Topics covered in this course include:

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

EMPTY MILK CARTONS
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL
TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING
WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH
BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

 

 

At the last moment, Should I mow the lawn or go to Bali? has been suggested as an additional subject and may be incorporated, if time permits.